Mun, darling, can I have a word? I can see that there is a terribly glamorous party being planned for New Year's, and while you promised me I could go you haven't even touched my application yet. Now your friend has been nice enough to make icons, it's only fair that you hold up your end of the deal instead of nattering on about tags for that bloke you've already got in the game.

You've a slow day at work, it's time to decide who deserves your attention. A little warning: the answer is, "You do, Lola."

Done with the app already? Congratulations, mundane. I'm looking forward to meeting these people I'm observing. Kufufu

You are getting ahead of yourself, just like Blazer does, mun.

Focus on the here and now. I highly doubt ANYONE will pick me up before you do, as the amount of roleplayers for me is all but non-existent. However, you have to remind yourself that you need to continue with writing those AU's and stories, as well as focusing on corinth_rp. It will be open soon and while my blade sits, there is really no need for you to seek out trouble when the time comes.

And what is your problem with applying me during life? I would very much enjoy it if I did not have to die. Twice that is. And while I know lore is inconsistent, it does not mean you have to sub in Tales of the Past 3 as part of my "official" canon.

Stop sitting at the computer today, and try and take a walk even though it is minus 20 out there. Bundle up; the cold air will do you good.

Alexandros Mograine

I Have No Comment Mundane ...


Just Know That You Will Pay For This Humiliation.

Mundane,

Excuse me, but what in the Maker's name is your problem?  You are allowing me to be pushed aside by these imbeciles.  Did you forget who I am?  I am Sirrus, king of a thousand worlds!  If you feel as though I'm becoming less important, make me important!  Shove them aside and bring me to the front!  That is who I am, that is who I was born to be.  If that means that I must take the place of the villain once again, then so be it.  As long as I am in control, I am happy.

Do not disappoint me again, Mundane.

Yours for a time,
Sirrus

...w-what do you mean YOU WANT TO STOP?!

WHO WILL PROTECT RINALI FROM HER BOYFRIEND THAT ONE SHIRTLESS MAN GENERAL CROSS DANGER IF WE'RE NOT THERE?!?!?!

Besides, if their muns are frustrated and annoyed it means we're doing a GOOD job.

You know, I was actually excited at having a second chance! On a new planet too! With new species to meet and all those exciting things that I've only dreamt of doing and now you tell me I'll be fluctuating in and out of 'astral' form!

Please, reconsider. Living a life where I mostly can't touch or feel anything, that's just cruel!

Wait... icons? Icons? What are you trying to say? Does this mean something? Are you hinting at me? What are you doing? I can see your notebook. I can see it. I can see i -- okay, okay, I'll shut up, I'm just excited. Not that I'm getting my hopes up for anything, I mean, what is there for me to get excited about? I can't think of anything. Gaaaaaame.

... Keep on keepin' on. Oh, and eat some breakfast, I hear it's good for helping you with what you say you aren't thinking about doing right now.

Love,
Shane

MUN! I never thought I'd say this, but I'm proud of you! You grew a backbone, kekeke!

Wha-? "Dick move?" Who the Hell cares, their reserve ran out two days ago! It was fair!

D-don't go blubbering on me! What happened to that spine you just had?! Hey--!

That means no more reserving and chickening out, Mun. There's no reason to feel as intimidated as you do when you have so many friends who already play there. Think about it.

You know, looking at the covers and making wild conjecture isn't going to make January 13th roll around any sooner.

( Spoilerzzzz )

Your patience is paying off, Mun. In precisely eleven days the game will be released in Japan. I'm sure a playthrough with subtitles or a translation of the script will be uploaded soon after. Then... you'll know our story. And then, you'll be able to find me a home if you so choose.

I would much rather be with my friends. But since I am here, you have leave to send me anywhere. Honestly, I'm not picky. And if Terra or Ven or both are there, so much the better.

Don't even think about putting me into a musebox. I refuse. And no, don't you dare try to get them involved in this mess; I just want to be left alone without your interruptions.
Besides, you're just using me as a way to get out of your commitments. So stop thinking of ways to torture me.

I mean it, you will pay for this.

What the hell mun? You made this account for fun?

Alright then. But I get in the middle of a tug of war, it's all your fault. Y'got it? All of it.

Also, the username is not funny. At all. And it will never be funny.

Let's have a little English lesson shall we, mundane? Since that is your favorite subject and all that.

Hmm, let's see. We'll use my "username" as the subject of this particular lesson. I have nothing to say about caustic. Good choice, lovely word to say, fits me to a t. It's the other half that needs work, the "digerati" part. And here comes our lovely little lesson!

Now mundane. Look up the word digerati. What's the definition you get?

That's right. People who are skilled with computers. You see, "digerati" refers to multiple people. Just like "Templars" or "Assassins". You can be a Templar, and you can be of the Templars, but you can't be a Templars. Just as you can be an Assassin, or of the Assassins, but you can't be an Assassins. Not unless you have multiple personality disorder or whatever they've chosen to call it now, which is a condition I am thankfully lacking. So while I appreciate your attempt to be witty and clever, I really do, it would help if you double-checked your witticism before it causes you to fall flat on your face and me to suffer next time.

Or, better yet, try not to be witty or clever at all! Clearly it doesn't become you very well.

I don't wanna go to the man village.

I don't wanna be with you.

I'm gonna stay in the jungle with good Ol' Baloo!



........... SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

[He turns with a huff and crosses his arms.]

...You're apping me where?

You do realize that every Ran muse you know is going to want to kill you, right?

You’re concerned because I’m being nice? You do know that I'm capable of other emotions, so why this is so shocking to you I do not understand. Yes, I know this is Fair we’re talking about and I do remember my orders, but how would murdering a young boy change anything? I'm not an idiot; I know he isn't the Zack Fair I'm looking for.

"Hope for me yet?" Just what does that mean?

-Cloud Strife: SOLDIER First Class

Alright, Mundane, let's slow down a little.

I know you hate waitin', but you said yourself that that particular game is pretty slow - Ain't that why you apped me there? T'be someplace ya wouldn't feel overwhelmed? And... Just t'remind you, your hiatus at those other places is over soon, so you better start preparin'. I know you think you're doin' a heap better about not stressin' over keepin' up with tags now, but... Well, we'll see.

Anyway, if the game runs pretty slow, chances are it'll take more than a few hours for them to get back to you. Give 'em a chance t'breathe!

And I really wish that person hadn't mentioned him in that secret. It was sweet an' all, don't get me wrong, but if you've taken him from where you say you've taken him, it's just gonna give him a bigger ego.

And mun - A paid account? No. I'm sorry, but more space for icons just ain't a practical use of your money - you should be savin' it up for that trip you're gonna be takin'!

You know, Mun, I'm not entirely sure you should be doing this. There are plenty of things for me to do, but can you juggle so many at the same time?

And I'm not entirely sure if this 'played by' is quite right for me... 'Jude Law', was it?

But if you do put me in the City, I'm sure I'll have plenty to occupy me, which will be good. No more being bored, at least.

-Nightbeat